I feel like I should have something written here but have nothing particularly interesting to say. I have this talent and it’s called ‘knowing absolutely nothing’. And people will ask- after bringing up yet another thing that I know nothing about- how they would go about becoming so clueless, and I will have to tell them that I don’t know. It seems that some people can spend their lives with their head in a bucket and still never reach the stage of unawareness that I have got to despite efforts to learn. I know, I know.